Best Kenny Powers Quotes From Eastbound & Down: Kenny Powers quotes appeared to be so famous among those who love to read sayings, while Kenny Powers emerged most interesting fictional character of wildly popular comedy series ‘Eastbound & Down’ on HBO.

The fictional character is played by Danny McBride, is an American actor, comedian, and writer, he demonstrates how a once dominant baseball pitcher spoiled his life and professional career because of having short temper, ethic, and ego.

Not only finest performances ruled millions hearts as well as his quotes or saying became most favorite for all those who remain regular viewers for the series and others. Danny McBride starrer that comedy series features the funniest, most memorable Kenny Powers ‘Eastbound & Down’ quotes of all-time.

Here we bring together all sayings from the comic series are considered most-wanted for seekers or readers. We tag all Kenny Powers quotes from its seasons one and two of ‘Eastbound & Down’, are being searched by lovers of this renowned fictional character of HBO.

The first season of ‘Eastbound & Down’ was televised in February, 2009 on HBO. Danny McBride is the only guy who can fulfill all requirements of this role, even though it came out memorable, approximately forever offensive and certainly comical.

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Here Are Best Kenny Powers Quotes From Eastbound & Down

 

“Oddly enough, the people here aren’t that different from the ones back home, when you get past the lack of interest in real sports, and the need to have yellow rice at every fuckin’ meal.” — Kenny Powers

 

“Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I’m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called patriotism.” — Kenny Powers

 

“I play real sports. Not trying to be the best at exercising. Fuck this guy.” — Kenny Powers

 

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“If I had to choose, I mean historically, I’ve always considered myself to be a tit man.” — Kenny Powers

 

“But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from you forever. So at this time I would like the beautiful, the forgiving, the talented, big-chested art teacher, to please step forward.” — Kenny Powers

 

“Y’all named your daughter after fucking Titanic? Wow. You’ve got to be shitting me. What’s his name? Fucking Shrek? No, huh?” — Kenny Powers

 

“Once again I’m with the hottest chick in town, buyin’ the most expensive fashions, dinin’ in the fanciest food places, riding around on goddamn jet skis. Rainin’ trim. Hallucinogens. Jet skis again. Throwin’ heat. And getting lai” — Kenny Powers

 

“Her son? You came out of her vagina? I was all up in that shit last night!” — Kenny Powers

 

“Listen here you beautiful bitch, I’m about to fuck you up with some truth.” — Kenny Powers

 

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“I like to butt fuck fine ladies. Will I chokehold a bitch, well maybe.”— Kenny Powers

 

“Honey, I love you. I think you’re a terrific girl. But you have clothes like a fucking dickhead” — Kenny Powers

 

“I got two hard rules I live by, Pop: I don’t fuck with the devil and I never do tag-teams with blood relatives.”— Kenny Powers

 

“This is me every night dude, just staring at buttholes and getting a buzz on.” — Kenny Powers

 

“No, babe, rehab. No, I didn’t hurt myself. Oh, ok. Yeah, I hurt myself. I hurt my nose.” — Kenny Powers

 

‘This is a real job, it’s not like teaching kids. I can’t get fucked up.” — Kenny Powers

 

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“If there’s one thing I hate it’s losing. If there’s two things I hate it it’s losing and getting cancer.” — Kenny Powers

 

“Whenever I look at a Mexican I will think of you. Whenever you look at that jackass you think of me, OK?” — Kenny Powers

 

“Gross! You’re crop-dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now. Don’t be sorry, dude. Just cover up that marble sack.” — Kenny Powers

 

“It’s like goddamn Cocktoberfest in here. I’m excited too, but let’s not touch dicks, alright.” — Kenny Powers