Most Hilarious Michael Scott Quotes From “The Office” That Make You Laughing

Michael Scott Quotes | The Office Sayings

Michael Gary Scott is a fictional character on “The Office” played by Steve Carell on NBC. The character based on David Brent from the British version of the program. It is the lead role the series who serves the Regional Manager of the Scranton branch of a paper distribution company Dunder Mifflin Inc.

Michael Scott quote from the mockumentary-styled television series became so famous globally because that kept everyone laughing since it first episode was aired in 2005. Michael Scott’s role emerged most adored of all in spite of other numerous funny characters are part of the series.

Scott has had abundance jokes and one-liners in his seven hilarious seasons on the program that holds nonsensical quotes and mix-up of some other interesting things. However, his every appearance on TV screens with funniest sayings brought uncounted laughter among the people worldwide.

Do you have an idea that which Michael Scott quotes are actually the funniest or most hilarious? A large number of people have been discovering the answer of their question for a long time. So considering that we bring together sayings of Michael Scott are truly very funny to give what they have been finding so long.

 

“Oh God,my mind is going a mile an hour.“_Michael Scott

 

“The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.”_Michael Scott

 

“In great attempts, it is glorious even to fail.” _ Michael Scott

 

“Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.” _ Michael Scott

 

“Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect.” _ Michael Scott

 

“Winners never quit and quitters never win.” _ Michael Scott

 

“Football is like life – it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.” _ Michael Scott

 

“The achievements of an organization are the results of the combined effort of each individual.” _ Michael Scott

“we’re all homos.Homo… sapiens.”_ Michael Scott

 

“We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.” _ Michael Scott

 

“The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have.” _ Michael Scott

 

“Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit.” _ Michael Scott

 

“Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.” _ Michael Scott

 

“Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser.” _ Michael Scott

 

“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.” _ Michael Scott

 

“There is something good in men that really yearn for discipline.” _ Michael Scott

“I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl.So I’m wise and i have worms.”_ Michael Scott

 

“It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up.” _ Michael Scott

 

“We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible.” _ Michael Scott

 

“Success demands singleness of purpose.” _ Michael Scott

 

“Fatigue makes cowards of us all.” _ Michael Scott

 

“If you can shrug off a loss, you can’t be a winner.” _ Michael Scott

 

“A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.” _ Michael Scott

 

“If it doesn’t matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?” _ Michael Scott

“You cheated on me?When I specifically asked you not to?”_ Michael Scott

 

“Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.” _ Michael Scott

 

“We run to win, not just to be in the race.” _ Michael Scott

 

“Battles are won in the hearts of men.” _ Michael Scott

 

“A disciplined person is one who follows the will of the one who gives the orders.” _ Michael Scott

 

“If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.” _ Michael Scott

 

“The will to win is the only thing.” _ Michael Scott

 

“Confidence is contagious. So is lack of confidence.” _ Michael Scott

“Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did.”_ Michael Scott

 

“The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.” _ Michael Scott

 

“If you can accept losing, you can’t win.” _ Michael Scott

 

“You don’t do things right once in a while. You do things right all the time.” _ Michael Scott

 

“Nobody wants to give up good players.” _ Michael Scott

 

“I don’t think there’s a punch-line scheduled, is there?” _ Michael Scott

 

“I’ve never been with a losing team in my life, and I don’t think I’ll start now.” _ Michael Scott

 

“They’d better be physically tough when they start pulling on their football pants.” _ Michael Scott